Because it's delicious.

Me: i cleaned my toilet

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:21:53 -0800

Me: i cleaned my toilet
Me: then i very promptly pooped in it
Phuc: LOL
Phuc: that's gotta be the first time i've heard of somebody owning themselves
Phuc: so thoroughly

Phuc: bonjour madamoiselle

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:07:08 -0700

Phuc: bonjour madamoiselle
Me: sup frenchie
Phuc: lol
Phuc: shut up

Make it rain!

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:39:00 -0700

Me: what if i was secretly a stripper on the side
Me: what would you do
Phuc: Tell u to strip for me
Me: LOL
Me: ilu
Phuc: And gimme some bills for stickers
Me: LOL WUT

I found some index cards with notes between me and Phuc before our afterschool date at a buffet. ...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:39:15 -0700

I found some index cards with notes between me and Phuc before our afterschool date at a buffet. Enjoy.

Phuc: I smell chicken from the cafeteria
Me: you have the sense of smell of a pregnant woman
Phuc: i beat u up
Me: maybe your booger smell delicious

Me: you are wearing fatty pants?
Phuc: Any pants can become fatty pants with one simple button

Me: do you want a cookie
Phuc: No it’s yo face *munch*
Me: ONO U GON EAT ME
Phuc: But I won’t cuz I like you

Me: you know what i think i'd like

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:03:58 -0700

Me: you know what i think i'd like
Me: a truffle pig
Phuc: lol wut
Phuc: where are truffles around here?
Me: wherever the pig finds them!!!
Me: dayum
Phuc: LOL
Phuc: ilu
Phuc: that is actually very perfect logic
Me: oho

Watch my movie!

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:13:47 -0700

me: i'm playing restaurant city on facebook!
me: i have employed you
me: you are a chef
my sister: you dirty bastard

I’ve been having this weird taste of bad fish in my mouth all day. GROSS. D:

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:40:20 -0700

I’ve been having this weird taste of bad fish in my mouth all day. GROSS. D:

I decided I shall finally go to Fanime next year. :)! Cheaper vacation goal than Disneyland....

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:55:49 -0700

I decided I shall *finally* go to Fanime next year. :)! Cheaper vacation goal than Disneyland. Mickey, wait for me another year!

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:59:39 -0700

“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.”

- Kevin Malone

I challenge you to a duel!

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:53:05 -0700

Me: you know how you always wanna face your fears
Me: what if you have a fear of contracting STDs
Me: that's not something i wanna face
Phuc: LOL
Phuc: yeah
Phuc: i wouldn't wanna face that
Me: lol yea
Phuc: wut if like
Phuc: chlamydia attacked you
Phuc: and you had to battle it
Phuc: and in this way, you overcome your fear
Me: lol with a sword and shield?
Phuc: yes
Phuc: or
Phuc: a grenade launcher
Phuc: this is the 21st century after all

Meow meows go climby climb.

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:27:00 -0700

Meow meows go climby climb.:

I like things that are kittylicious.

I say chimichanga all the time but haven’t had a chimichanga in forever. I’d like a...

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:46:32 -0700

I say chimichanga all the time but haven’t had a chimichanga in forever. I’d like a chimichanga.

I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen.

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:27:00 -0700

Dwight: Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of god king Rama after his epic battle with Ravena, the demon king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
Michael: Alright, alright. This isn't Lord of the Rings.

"I only give my organs to my real friends. Go find yourself a monkey kidney."

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:16:11 -0700

“I only give my organs to my real friends. Go find yourself a monkey kidney.”

- Michael Scott

"I’m not superstitious… but I am a little stitious."

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:11:53 -0700

“I’m not superstitious… but I am a little stitious.”

- Michael Scott

Your ass is on the line, mister!

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:14:54 -0700

Kevin Malone: I'd like a magazine.
Linda: We just need urine, sir.
Kevin Malone: I'd still like one.

"Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the..."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:46:32 -0700

“Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.”

- Michael Scott

Buddha this bread for me, won't you?

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:49:21 -0700

Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.

"I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. I’m like Benjamin Button in reverse."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:35:41 -0700

“I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. I’m like Benjamin Button in reverse.”

- Michael Scott

It's strippers and cupcakes all the way down.

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:27:00 -0700

Charles Miner: What is a two-way petting zoo?
Jim: ...You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Because it's delicious.

Me: i cleaned my toilet

Phuc: bonjour madamoiselle

Make it rain!

I found some index cards with notes between me and Phuc before our afterschool date at a buffet. ...

Me: you know what i think i'd like

Watch my movie!

I’ve been having this weird taste of bad fish in my mouth all day. GROSS. D:

I decided I shall *finally* go to Fanime next year. :)! Cheaper vacation goal than Disneyland....

"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted."

I challenge you to a duel!

Meow meows go climby climb.

I say chimichanga all the time but haven’t had a chimichanga in forever. I’d like a...

I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen.

"I only give my organs to my real friends. Go find yourself a monkey kidney."

"I’m not superstitious… but I am a little stitious."

Your ass is on the line, mister!

"Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the..."

Buddha this bread for me, won't you?

"I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. I’m like Benjamin Button in reverse."

It's strippers and cupcakes all the way down.

I decided I shall finally go to Fanime next year. :)! Cheaper vacation goal than Disneyland....