1. Me: what would you do

    Me: if i was a cookie monster

    Me: and whenever you got cookies

    Me: i ate them all

    Me: and i never shared

    Me: cos i'm the cookie monster

    Phuc: fucking fight the shit out of you

    Me: WHAT

    Me: WHAT IF I COULDN'T HELP IT

    Phuc: COOKIE REHAB FOR YOU

    Me: WHAT

    Phuc: and since you arent the cookie monster

    Phuc: *snuggle*

    9 months ago  /  Notes