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Me: what would you do
Me: if i was a cookie monster
Me: and whenever you got cookies
Me: i ate them all
Me: and i never shared
Me: cos i'm the cookie monster
Phuc: fucking fight the shit out of you
Me: WHAT
Me: WHAT IF I COULDN'T HELP IT
Phuc: COOKIE REHAB FOR YOU
Me: WHAT
Phuc: and since you arent the cookie monster
Phuc: *snuggle*