link 25 Jul Meow meows go climby climb.»

I like things that are kittylicious.

text 24 Jul

I say chimichanga all the time but haven’t had a chimichanga in forever. I’d like a chimichanga.

chat 24 Jul I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen.
  • Dwight: Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of god king Rama after his epic battle with Ravena, the demon king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
  • Michael: Alright, alright. This isn't Lord of the Rings.
quote 22 Jul
I only give my organs to my real friends. Go find yourself a monkey kidney.
— Michael Scott
quote 19 Jul
I’m not superstitious… but I am a little stitious.
— Michael Scott
chat 15 Jul Your ass is on the line, mister!
  • Kevin Malone: I'd like a magazine.
  • Linda: We just need urine, sir.
  • Kevin Malone: I'd still like one.
quote 14 Jul
Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
— Michael Scott
chat 14 Jul Buddha this bread for me, won't you?
  • Michael: Why do you have a diary?
  • Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
quote 14 Jul
I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. I’m like Benjamin Button in reverse.
— Michael Scott
chat 13 Jul It's strippers and cupcakes all the way down.
  • Charles Miner: What is a two-way petting zoo?
  • Jim: ...You pet the animals, they pet you back.

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