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I say chimichanga all the time but haven’t had a chimichanga in forever. I’d like a chimichanga.
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I have to watch our shoes so they don't get stolen.
- Dwight: Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of god king Rama after his epic battle with Ravena, the demon king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
- Michael: Alright, alright. This isn't Lord of the Rings.
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Your ass is on the line, mister!
- Kevin Malone: I'd like a magazine.
- Linda: We just need urine, sir.
- Kevin Malone: I'd still like one.
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Abraham Lincoln once said that ‘If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North,’ and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
— Michael Scott
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Buddha this bread for me, won't you?
- Michael: Why do you have a diary?
- Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer.
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I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. I’m like Benjamin Button in reverse.
— Michael Scott
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It's strippers and cupcakes all the way down.
- Charles Miner: What is a two-way petting zoo?
- Jim: ...You pet the animals, they pet you back.