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- Phuc: bonjour madamoiselle
- Me: sup frenchie
- Phuc: lol
- Phuc: shut up
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Make it rain!
- Me: what if i was secretly a stripper on the side
- Me: what would you do
- Phuc: Tell u to strip for me
- Me: LOL
- Me: ilu
- Phuc: And gimme some bills for stickers
- Me: LOL WUT
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I found some index cards with notes between me and Phuc before our afterschool date at a buffet. Enjoy.
Phuc: I smell chicken from the cafeteria
Me: you have the sense of smell of a pregnant woman
Phuc: i beat u up
Me: maybe your booger smell delicious
Me: you are wearing fatty pants?
Phuc: Any pants can become fatty pants with one simple button
Me: do you want a cookie
Phuc: No it’s yo face *munch*
Me: ONO U GON EAT ME
Phuc: But I won’t cuz I like you
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- Me: you know what i think i'd like
- Me: a truffle pig
- Phuc: lol wut
- Phuc: where are truffles around here?
- Me: wherever the pig finds them!!!
- Me: dayum
- Phuc: LOL
- Phuc: ilu
- Phuc: that is actually very perfect logic
- Me: oho
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Watch my movie!
- me: i'm playing restaurant city on facebook!
- me: i have employed you
- me: you are a chef
- my sister: you dirty bastard
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I’ve been having this weird taste of bad fish in my mouth all day. GROSS. D:
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I decided I shall *finally* go to Fanime next year. :)! Cheaper vacation goal than Disneyland. Mickey, wait for me another year!
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I challenge you to a duel!
- Me: you know how you always wanna face your fears
- Me: what if you have a fear of contracting STDs
- Me: that's not something i wanna face
- Phuc: LOL
- Phuc: yeah
- Phuc: i wouldn't wanna face that
- Me: lol yea
- Phuc: wut if like
- Phuc: chlamydia attacked you
- Phuc: and you had to battle it
- Phuc: and in this way, you overcome your fear
- Me: lol with a sword and shield?
- Phuc: yes
- Phuc: or
- Phuc: a grenade launcher
- Phuc: this is the 21st century after all
